Laura wrote to me on Facebook recently to say: === Her: Tonight I will pray for you that one day you will see women as human beings and not as products to be reviewed. Me: It didn’t work, dear. next time you can try a blowjob instead. Her: Bahahahahaha. I’m sending you all the love […]
How to screw with your girlfriend’s mind
As you can probably tell due to an abuse of quotes from the show in recent emails, I recently started watching House of Cards. It’s something my girlfriend suggested, she’d heard good things about it. I dig the show. It’s become our “thing” to do together in the evenings; not much else to do in […]
How come girls get over it so much faster?
There’s a common thing across just about all breakups. Girl, at first, no matter if she is getting dumped or is the dumpee, cries hysterics. Like, bloody goddamn murder. She’s going to die without you kind of crying. Meanwhile, the guy tends to be a bit more calm and cool about the whole thing. You […]