I’ve got a map of the local zoo that sits on my table. I took the maps they pass out at the entrance took them home, and had them laminated. They are pretty cool little placemats that get a lot of compliments. Every day when I look at those maps, I try to remind myself […]
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Why bored girls are so hideous
I’m sitting in Starbucks in an off-the-grid neighborhood of my little EE city. So off-the-grid, in fact, that the nice girl who took my order was actually surprised and shocked to speak English. Story time: There is a girl sitting close to me. She’s very cute. She has a MacBook Air, so she’s probably a […]
Why your journey is never complete
In February of this year, I sat down and wrote 10,000 words in one day for my new book. I’d tentatively planned to call it ‘Fallen’. My intention was for it to summarize my entire “journey” from 21-year-old-sexless-dweeb and then onwards to 25 – living abroad and having my pick of girls. I wrote those 10,000 […]
The King of Mombasa sends an email and gets layed
Commenter Benson from Mombasa left a comment on one of my articles about Mexico…it’s a doozy. “Hi my names are Benson from Mombasa Kenya I need a girl from Mexico for sex please anyone interested can send me an imail thank you” Yes, Benson, I’m sure that’s worked many times in the history of the […]
Cocaine, part numero dos
Yesterday’s email told the story about the cocaine in da club…en el Colombia. So here I am. In this random club in the ghetto of Barranquilla, and I’m getting an offer from my gringo buddy to go do lines of coke in the bathroom. And… I didn’t. I’m not sure why. I wish I had, […]
You should probably do cocaine, often
A few days ago, I sent an email about that trip to Colombia which was what pushed me over the edge to quit my job and get abroad. The story I never have told often? The coke in the club. I’ll never forget it, and no, it’s not because I’m some cocaine addict. Anyways, Barranquilla, […]